Monday, February 28, 2005
It's Snowing.......
In England-shire (that's the bit joined on to the bottom of Scotland).
This is bad news for the four wheel drive urban tractor brigade, who are discovering that their extremely expensive, all terrain, global warming gas guzzlers, essential for school run road humps and August bank holiday trips to Scotland, slide off the road just like any other vehicle.
It's also bad news for school kids. Stupid teachers who are more interested in health and safety than the job they are supposedly employed to do, are banning the throwing of snowballs in the playground, in case one should contain a stone. Pupils have actually been excluded from school for no more than chucking a lump of white stuff, and that's without the stone in it.
This is bad news for the four wheel drive urban tractor brigade, who are discovering that their extremely expensive, all terrain, global warming gas guzzlers, essential for school run road humps and August bank holiday trips to Scotland, slide off the road just like any other vehicle.
It's also bad news for school kids. Stupid teachers who are more interested in health and safety than the job they are supposedly employed to do, are banning the throwing of snowballs in the playground, in case one should contain a stone. Pupils have actually been excluded from school for no more than chucking a lump of white stuff, and that's without the stone in it.
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