Sunday, December 04, 2005

Diet For Farting Cows.

There are 1.4 billion farting cows worldwide, each producing 500 litres of methane per day, which accounts for 14% of all emissions of the climate warming gas, while in Scotland, cows produce 46% of all methane emissions.

Now scientists in Aberdeen have developed a diet that has reduced flatulence in cows by 70%. This could have a significant impact on reducing greenhouse gas emissions while being more profitable for farmers, as the production of the gas means 10% of cattle feed is presently wasted.

The diet, which is a mixture of organic sugars and a bacterium used as an additive, is now undergoing a 12 month commercial and scientific evaluation.

Anything similar to reduce the worldwide flatulence of windbag politicians by 70%?

Comments:
A gun?
 
Unsubtle but effective, Kats.
 
Since politicians spew, erm, cow excrement, then changing the cows' diets should fix the ...

No, won't happen.
 
I've always found the addition of a little arsenic to a politician's diet helps with this problem.
 
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