Monday, December 05, 2005
I'm Going To Hell. . . It'll Be Warmer There.
A study has found that up to a third of Scottish churchmen believe in hell, with people being saved into the "saved" and the "lost" departments on "judgement day."
It comes as no surprise to me to learn that the majority of clergy in the Highlands and Western Isles are the strongest believers in hell. These are the conservative Presbyterian fanatics of the "Wee Free" persuasion, the small minded evil dregs of Scotland, who preach fire and brimstone and are the killjoys of life. They still manage to exert a grip on their congregations here, and especially in the islands, through fear and bullying.
If there was a hell they would be the first in line for "eternal mental anguish" and "eternal physical torment" for the suffering the hypocritical bastards inflict on all around them.
And if there is a hell, that's where I'll be going, according to these sick clowns, because I've enjoyed life and tried to spend it being a bit naughty, thank goodness. Anyway, it's got to be better than Spean Bridge in the winter.
I wonder if they use coal or peat to warm the place up.
It comes as no surprise to me to learn that the majority of clergy in the Highlands and Western Isles are the strongest believers in hell. These are the conservative Presbyterian fanatics of the "Wee Free" persuasion, the small minded evil dregs of Scotland, who preach fire and brimstone and are the killjoys of life. They still manage to exert a grip on their congregations here, and especially in the islands, through fear and bullying.
If there was a hell they would be the first in line for "eternal mental anguish" and "eternal physical torment" for the suffering the hypocritical bastards inflict on all around them.
And if there is a hell, that's where I'll be going, according to these sick clowns, because I've enjoyed life and tried to spend it being a bit naughty, thank goodness. Anyway, it's got to be better than Spean Bridge in the winter.
I wonder if they use coal or peat to warm the place up.
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