Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Ziggy Squawks On Love Cheat.
An African Grey parrot called Ziggy, belonging to a guy called Chris, who loved a girl called Suzy, started saying "Hi Gary!" every time Suzy's mobile phone rang, which rather disturbed Chris.
He was even more disturbed when Ziggy started to make long kissing noises whenever he heard the word Gary on the TV or radio, and downright suspicious when his feathered friend blurted out: "I love you Gary" in Suzy's voice.
Chris then confronted Suzy, who admitted having an affair with Gary, so Suzy and Chris split up and, unable to put up with Ziggy continuing to squawk on about Gary, Chris took Ziggy to a local parrot dealer and left him there.
"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," said Chris. "I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again. I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."
"I'm surprised to hear he's got rid of that bloody bird," said Suzy. "He spent more time talking to it than he did to me. I couldn't stand Ziggy and it looks now like the feeling was mutual."
A sad tale indeed, the moral of which is, of course, that a man can never trust his bird.
He was even more disturbed when Ziggy started to make long kissing noises whenever he heard the word Gary on the TV or radio, and downright suspicious when his feathered friend blurted out: "I love you Gary" in Suzy's voice.
Chris then confronted Suzy, who admitted having an affair with Gary, so Suzy and Chris split up and, unable to put up with Ziggy continuing to squawk on about Gary, Chris took Ziggy to a local parrot dealer and left him there.
"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," said Chris. "I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again. I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."
"I'm surprised to hear he's got rid of that bloody bird," said Suzy. "He spent more time talking to it than he did to me. I couldn't stand Ziggy and it looks now like the feeling was mutual."
A sad tale indeed, the moral of which is, of course, that a man can never trust his bird.
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Thanks for letting me know, Kats, and Hi to you.
Strange - I've checked it on 2 different browsers here and I can see it - but that doesn't mean anybody else can! :(
Be a pal and keep me updated, if you have the time. Appreciate it, ta again.
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Strange - I've checked it on 2 different browsers here and I can see it - but that doesn't mean anybody else can! :(
Be a pal and keep me updated, if you have the time. Appreciate it, ta again.
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