Monday, February 20, 2006
Tessa Jowell On Culture And Sport In Germany.
You couldn't make it up!
Blair's government are struggling with an unpopular and illegal war in Iraq, troops who abuse Iraqi people, and more soldiers being sent to the most dangerous corner of Afghanistan. Ministers are desperately denying they know about torture flights into UK airports, and are in chaos over their views on Guantanamo.
Muslims are demonstrating on our streets about badly drawn cartoons, and want Sharia law on the streets of Birmingham, Iran fancies a nuke, Hamas democracy is causing headaches, Osama is laughing fit to bust in his cave, and Israel is whining about how unfair EVERYTHING is while they wipe out as many Palestinians as they can in between getting upset about the Christian church, big yellow bulldozers, and finding excuses to bring up the holocaust in even the simplest conversation about the weather.
Blair is frantically pushing through ridiculous terror laws, taking away freedom and civil liberties, stopping us smoking and trying to find a "legacy" that doesn't include the words "Iraq" or "Poodle." Council tax is soaring, Wembley Stadium looks like it will never be finished, bird flu is on our doorstep and the people who have to deal with it, DEFRA, couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
Metropolitan police chief Sir Ian Blair is still in his job, scared to arrest anyone in case it's politically incorrect, and thinks he's the real Prime Minister Blair. He wants to carry out drug tests on his police force in between embarrassing speeches, and fire any coppers who test positive - which means there will be nobody left to arrest anybody who calls the Welsh rude names or reads out the names of war dead within hearing distance of Downing Street.
And....... if all that wasn't bad enough, Tony has Tessa Jowell, the culture and sport secretary and minister for women, in the cabinet.
Tessa, priorities firmly in place, has urged England's star footballers to use their influence as role models to campaign against fans using prostitutes during the World Cup finals in Germany, and called for “vigilance to protect women from exploitation” amid expectations that 40,000 foreign sex workers will arrive in Germany for the tournament.
The Football Association are presently scratching their dangly bits and wondering what prostitutes in Germany can do to help them win a match, and a sex club owner in Cologne commented: “The sex industry was legalised. The girls pay taxes and health insurance. This letter is childish. I would not have expected it from an adult.”
He could at least have offered Tessa a job!
CC.
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Blair's government are struggling with an unpopular and illegal war in Iraq, troops who abuse Iraqi people, and more soldiers being sent to the most dangerous corner of Afghanistan. Ministers are desperately denying they know about torture flights into UK airports, and are in chaos over their views on Guantanamo.
Muslims are demonstrating on our streets about badly drawn cartoons, and want Sharia law on the streets of Birmingham, Iran fancies a nuke, Hamas democracy is causing headaches, Osama is laughing fit to bust in his cave, and Israel is whining about how unfair EVERYTHING is while they wipe out as many Palestinians as they can in between getting upset about the Christian church, big yellow bulldozers, and finding excuses to bring up the holocaust in even the simplest conversation about the weather.
Blair is frantically pushing through ridiculous terror laws, taking away freedom and civil liberties, stopping us smoking and trying to find a "legacy" that doesn't include the words "Iraq" or "Poodle." Council tax is soaring, Wembley Stadium looks like it will never be finished, bird flu is on our doorstep and the people who have to deal with it, DEFRA, couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.
Metropolitan police chief Sir Ian Blair is still in his job, scared to arrest anyone in case it's politically incorrect, and thinks he's the real Prime Minister Blair. He wants to carry out drug tests on his police force in between embarrassing speeches, and fire any coppers who test positive - which means there will be nobody left to arrest anybody who calls the Welsh rude names or reads out the names of war dead within hearing distance of Downing Street.
And....... if all that wasn't bad enough, Tony has Tessa Jowell, the culture and sport secretary and minister for women, in the cabinet.
Tessa, priorities firmly in place, has urged England's star footballers to use their influence as role models to campaign against fans using prostitutes during the World Cup finals in Germany, and called for “vigilance to protect women from exploitation” amid expectations that 40,000 foreign sex workers will arrive in Germany for the tournament.
The Football Association are presently scratching their dangly bits and wondering what prostitutes in Germany can do to help them win a match, and a sex club owner in Cologne commented: “The sex industry was legalised. The girls pay taxes and health insurance. This letter is childish. I would not have expected it from an adult.”
He could at least have offered Tessa a job!
CC.
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Thanks Elektrofly. The government in the UK would be better legalizing the sex industry here, collecting tax on earnings and offering health care, instead of interfering outside Britain.
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