Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Lap-Dancers And Furry Green Monster Bombs.
A businessman who caused a motorway pile-up and fled from the scene to a lap-dancing club instead of going to police to report the M25 collision, confessed to two dancers at the club instead.
While one of the young dancers distracted him, the other told her bosses, who called the police.
How the dancer 'distracted' the man is not known.
Interestingly, Peter Aldred, who is to be sentenced today for dangerous driving, is the same man who was arrested by armed response teams at Inverness Airport last year, after claiming a carrier bag he was in possession of contained a bomb.
The carrier bag was subsequently found to contain nothing more sinister than two green furry Loch Ness Monster souvenirs, which nobody found amusing, and Aldred was later jailed for two months.
Inverness Airport Monster Scare.
Jail For "Nessie Bomb" Smart-Ass.
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While one of the young dancers distracted him, the other told her bosses, who called the police.
How the dancer 'distracted' the man is not known.
Interestingly, Peter Aldred, who is to be sentenced today for dangerous driving, is the same man who was arrested by armed response teams at Inverness Airport last year, after claiming a carrier bag he was in possession of contained a bomb.
The carrier bag was subsequently found to contain nothing more sinister than two green furry Loch Ness Monster souvenirs, which nobody found amusing, and Aldred was later jailed for two months.
Inverness Airport Monster Scare.
Jail For "Nessie Bomb" Smart-Ass.
See all recent posts.
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He runs an online health business? That would be physical health, then, not mental. Perhaps he's been taking too many of his own pills?
Props for creative bar name: The Spearmint Rhino.
Who knew they came in flavors? Who licked them to find out? I imagine that would be a nasty job, but an interesting entry on one's resume: rhinoceros taster.
Who knew they came in flavors? Who licked them to find out? I imagine that would be a nasty job, but an interesting entry on one's resume: rhinoceros taster.
Yeah, but they're paid to expose themselves, not others.
By the way, where is Colcam? Has he gone to investigate this strip-club in person, and been mysteriously detained himself?
By the way, where is Colcam? Has he gone to investigate this strip-club in person, and been mysteriously detained himself?
Sarkasmo, Elektrofly and Byronb - thanks.
Never trust, lick, or even talk to a stripper or a rhino seems to be the advice here.
Where have I been, Byronb? Away, gone, shooting piccies and avoiding this blog - which I am presently sick of!!!
But thanks for missing me :)
A major rethink about this whole blogging business is in order, methinks.
Colcam is pissed off!
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Never trust, lick, or even talk to a stripper or a rhino seems to be the advice here.
Where have I been, Byronb? Away, gone, shooting piccies and avoiding this blog - which I am presently sick of!!!
But thanks for missing me :)
A major rethink about this whole blogging business is in order, methinks.
Colcam is pissed off!
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